Men/Women . . . who's got your back?
Friendships Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. She told her husband she had slept over a friend's house. He called his wife's 10 best friends, none of them knew about it.
Friendships between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. He told his wife he had slept over a friend's house. She called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed he was still there.
A woman didn't come home one night. She told her husband she had slept over a friend's house. He called his wife's 10 best friends, none of them knew about it.
Friendships between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. He told his wife he had slept over a friend's house. She called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed he was still there.
Air Planes
*Why isn't the whole plane maid out of the indestructible stuff that the 'little black flight recorder box' is made out of?
Random Questions
*What was the best thing before sliced bread?
*If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you done?
*Shouldn't hemorrhoids be called assteroids?
*If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you done?
*Shouldn't hemorrhoids be called assteroids?
Random
*What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
- A stick, moron
*What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- Nacho cheese
- A stick, moron
*What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- Nacho cheese
Catching Rabbits
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
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