What's Inside?

Whether it be old or new, a good joke, is a good joke; and there is nothing like a perfectly timed one-liner. Living in this internet age of sharing, a mass production of funny stories, photos and jokes are always being circulated, some bad, some good. This blog was started to bank the good stuff and pay homage to classic old jokes and one-liners. It's simply an archive of fun.
Showing posts with label Animal Questions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animal Questions. Show all posts

Hmmm?

*What would you do if you saw an endangered animal eating
an endangered plant?

Random

*How do they get deer to cross at that yellow sign?

*Why don't sheep shrink?

*If a turtle loses his shell, is he homeless or naked?

Dogs

*Where do you find a dog with no legs?
- right where you left him.

Fish

*What do fish say when they hit a wall?
-Damn!

*What do you call a fish with one eye?
-A fish.