*A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "Honey, I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replied, "I'll miss you."
*"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked?"
"Probably that I married you for your money."
What's Inside?
Whether it be old or new, a good joke, is a good joke; and there is nothing like a perfectly timed one-liner. Living in this internet age of sharing, a mass production of funny stories, photos and jokes are always being circulated, some bad, some good. This blog was started to bank the good stuff and pay homage to classic old jokes and one-liners. It's simply an archive of fun.
Topics
- Animal Questions (4)
- Drinkin' Jokes (2)
- Friendship (2)
- Great Liners From Movies (1)
- Just Plain Fun (1)
- One Liners (2)
- PHOTOS: Animals (2)
- PHOTOS: Random (2)
- PHOTOS: The Sexes (1)
- Quotes (4)
- Random Questions (3)
- Song Lyric Liners (2)
- Sports (1)
- Stupid . . . But Still Funny (2)
- The Mad Wife (2)
- Words At Play (3)
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Showing posts with label The Mad Wife. Show all posts
A Prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for wisdom to understand my man,
I pray for love to forgive him,
and patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength to get through another day with him,
I will beat him to death.
AMEN
I pray for wisdom to understand my man,
I pray for love to forgive him,
and patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength to get through another day with him,
I will beat him to death.
AMEN
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