My Favorite Bad Word

WHAT IS ONE OF THE BEST WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE?

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may be the most used and functional word in the English language. It is a noun, verb and adjective.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together or find a place for your shit

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, some people are full of shit, while others simply don't give a shit

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.

There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just shitty.

Music can sound like shit, food can taste like shit, and anything can look like shit or smell like shit.

Even YOU can sound like shit, look like shit and smell like shit when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can have an arm load of shit or a mountain of shit.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit.

You can step in shit, sit in shit and people can spill shit on you.

There's OH shit! - for trouble, surprise or shock

There's Holy shit! - for amazement

And plain SHIT! - for sudden pain

Now remember, don't be a shit head, get your shit together before the shit hits the fan, and if you're too late . . . . Shit Happens!!! Oh, shit! I'm going to be late, can't shoot the shit anymore, got shit to do!