1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge.
2. When you smile -- I will let you know if you have something in your teeth.
3. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it, and say BOO, every chance I get.
4. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
5. When you are confused -- after i roll my eyes, I will speak slow and use very small words.
6. When you are sick -- I will stay the hell away from you until you are well again.
7. When you fall -- I will point and laugh my ass off.
8. When you are stuck somewhere -- I will keep you company on the phone . . . if i'm not at the club.
9. If you ever need someone to watch your kids or your pets -- I will pray you find someone.
And always remember, if life hands you lemons, I WILL show up with tequila and salt.
love always,
your TRUE friend
What's Inside?
Whether it be old or new, a good joke, is a good joke; and there is nothing like a perfectly timed one-liner. Living in this internet age of sharing, a mass production of funny stories, photos and jokes are always being circulated, some bad, some good. This blog was started to bank the good stuff and pay homage to classic old jokes and one-liners. It's simply an archive of fun.
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