A man was sitting next to an epmty seat at the 50 yard line during the Super Bowl. Another man came and asked if anyone was coming to this seat.
"No," he said, "Both seats are mine, and it will be empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would pass on seats like this?"
The first man responded, "Well, actually, I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
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Whether it be old or new, a good joke, is a good joke; and there is nothing like a perfectly timed one-liner. Living in this internet age of sharing, a mass production of funny stories, photos and jokes are always being circulated, some bad, some good. This blog was started to bank the good stuff and pay homage to classic old jokes and one-liners. It's simply an archive of fun.
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