ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL: "I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it."
ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR: "Welcome to the Academy Awards, or as it's called at my house . . . Passover."
ON TURNING 70: "I still chase women, just downhill."
ON 80: "That's the time in your life whe your birthday suit needs pressing."
ON 90: "You know you're getting old whenthe candles cost more than the cake."
ON 100: "I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel much of anything until noon and then it's time for my nap."
What's Inside?
Whether it be old or new, a good joke, is a good joke; and there is nothing like a perfectly timed one-liner. Living in this internet age of sharing, a mass production of funny stories, photos and jokes are always being circulated, some bad, some good. This blog was started to bank the good stuff and pay homage to classic old jokes and one-liners. It's simply an archive of fun.
Topics
- Animal Questions (4)
- Drinkin' Jokes (2)
- Friendship (2)
- Great Liners From Movies (1)
- Just Plain Fun (1)
- One Liners (2)
- PHOTOS: Animals (2)
- PHOTOS: Random (2)
- PHOTOS: The Sexes (1)
- Quotes (4)
- Random Questions (3)
- Song Lyric Liners (2)
- Sports (1)
- Stupid . . . But Still Funny (2)
- The Mad Wife (2)
- Words At Play (3)
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