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Whether it be old or new, a good joke, is a good joke; and there is nothing like a perfectly timed one-liner. Living in this internet age of sharing, a mass production of funny stories, photos and jokes are always being circulated, some bad, some good. This blog was started to bank the good stuff and pay homage to classic old jokes and one-liners. It's simply an archive of fun.

The Ballerina

A woman walks into a bar wearing a tank top and a skirt. She has the hairiest armpits Charlie, the bartender, has ever seen. She sits at the bar next to Joe, a regular. He says , "Hey Charlie, give this lovely ballerina a drink on me."

She says thank you, has her drink, and Joe says again, "Charlie, get the ballerina another!" She thanks him again, finishes her drink and leaves.

Charlie then leans in, "Joe, that was real nice of you. Now tell me, how did you know she was a ballerina?

Joe says "Son, only a ballerina can lift her legs that high."

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